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Mexico.

I never intended we go to Mexico, but last year while I was away mothering three other guys through Siberia, Kay accepted an invite from friends Elle and Rob to join them in Puerto Vallarta. It seemed sensible to add on a trip to the Copper Canyon which is north of there. So why not see if Murray and Yolanda were going to be about and join us? They said yes, and then suggested they show us around some of their favoured places near Mexico City. One can’t turn down an offer like that, so visiting friends in San Antonio got deleted. I originally had booked a flight from there to Dublin, but it had been cancelled and it was easier to give it a miss and fly from Mexico. Or so it seemed. Three more flight changes followed, with the result of a night having to be spent in Iceland, and further compounded by the late realisation that 2 hours was never going to be enough time to get through all the US machinations of arrival in Atlanta and to catch an onward flight. Money solves most things when travelling and the original flight was abandoned for a new later one. And I don’t think we will use Aeromexico or Icelandic Air in the future.

So having dealt with all that, we did our annual couple of weeks in Fiji and then flew from there to LA and the next day arrived in Puerto Vallarta. It used to be a little fishing village but in 1964 was the place where a film called The Night of the Iguana was made starring Richard Burton. He turned up with his new girlfriend, Elizabeth Taylor, and apparently the world was agog and the little village started to become a big tourist town. There are still iguanas, some definitely bigger than you would expect, and there is now everything else tourists could ask for. We stayed up the coast a little at Nuevo Vallarta which is property developer’s dream, with wall-to-wall condos and hotels. Rob and Elle had got hold of an apartment 6 floors up and right on the beach and we were very happy to be there . I had to buy a fake panama hat because it was sunny and hot, but I didn’t buy any of the t-shirts urging Trump to do something to himself that is physically impossible. I suspect his disapproval rating in Mexico would be more than 99%. I did buy a t-shirt another day which is a brand called Señor Frog. This must be a hugely successful business because S.F. is everywhere, and when we finally gave in and went into one of the shops I found out why.

For part of our 10-day stay we had a hire car and did some trips to the old town, and once up into the surrounding hills to visit some nice villages. Coming back from there we drove through a severe electrical storm and one lot of lightning hit the ground in a field about 100m away. Elle’s sister, Jan thought it was exciting and exhilarating. I was trying to remember what happened when lightning struck a car and if I should put on my jandals or not (I did).

We did lots of good eating and drinking and Kay has developed a liking for Margaritas, which I am hoping will finish when we leave this country. The seafood was exceptionally good with the shrimps my favourite. They were big, with a lovely texture and perfectly suited to cooking with butter and garlic. My long-unused words of Spanish were reappearing so I could get by at a basic level of asking questions and usually understanding the answer.

Eventually the lotus eating ended and we left our generous hosts and got on a bus heading north to Mazatlan. When I asked how long it would take, the ticket guy said 7-8 hours, which seemed a bit vague, but getting further clarification was beyond my linguistic competence. It ended up being 8.5 hours and the uncertainty was because of a lot of roadworks early on, which Kay told me about. I was catching up on sleep and the bus was good for that. Once we got on the motorways the main interest was what would we find at the next toll gate. Quite a few were “occupied” by protesters, seemingly for various causes. The bus had wifi so I had a bit of a look and apparently it has become a popular thing to do. The president isn’t happy about it, despite supposedly being a man of the people, and there were 6 trucks of soldiers heading toward the last one. Coincidence probably, but he was reported as going to send in the army .

This new president, Obrador, is not from the old political class and was elected on a platform of vague socialism and promises to cure criminal violence and corruption. Good luck with that. The murder rate for the first 3 months this year was nearly 10% above last year’s record high at 8493, and one of the states we have been in was right up there. That was Jalisco and we are now in Sinola which is synonymous with drug cartel violence . So far I don’t have any sightings of such activies.

In Mazatlan we stayed across the road from the beach which is nice in the day time, but extremely noisy at night. A combination of people having fun after being in the bars down the road, and the anti-social hoons with sound systems in their cars that would be adequate for a large stadium concert. Good wax earplugs nearly do the job but can’t keep out the base vibrations. I had visions of how satisfying it would be to have a nice little artillary piece, the one with the square bit of armour to hide behind, set it up in the middle of the road, and efficiently blow the bastards up. Apart from that it is a lovely old town.

So far everything has been very cruisey and peaceful. Probably because the Agricultural Correspondant is not with us to culturally misbehave.

Hasta Luego.

Dennis.

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Mexico dos

The second part of our time in Mexico was spent with Yolanda and Murray Bindon who spend half their time there, and half in NZ.  For non-Hamiltonians, Murray is a retired lawyer and occasional adventurer, and Yolanda is his lovely Mexican wife.  They met on some enchanted evening, across a crowded room, on a boat on a big river in China.  It’s a good story but this is not the place.  At present Murray is using crutches because of a medical adventure, not because of anything exciting like abandoning a burning yacht in the middle of the Pacific which he did a few years ago.
Our time together started in Los Mochis on the north west coast, which we bused to and they flew in from Mexico City.   There was initial situational confusion  about meeting up but it didn’t last long, and we arrived at a restaurant in time to help drink Yolanda’s birthday bubbly.  This was the start of an exceptional four day tour of the Copper Canyon.  If you have never heard of it look it up.  It makes the Grand Canyon look like a cool baby. And not only is it a huge spectacular geographical wonder, it comes with a special cultural ingredient.  These are the Tarahumana people, who ended up living in this difficult to enter place to escape from persecution.   You may have heard of people from Mexico who are the world’s best ultra-distance runners, they are the Tarahumana.   Gustavo, our really excellent guide, is only part Tarahumana, but is/was one of these crazy guys who run nonstop up to 100ks on rough mountain tracks.  They run up and down heights of over 2000m wearing homemade sandals, don’t do special training, have communal drinking parties before starting and it’s just part of their existence.  There’s a book called Born to Run that tells you more.  Their isolation has changed with tourism and roads being built, but they still have an arms -length existence with government.  From what we saw their agriculture is pretty much for their subsistence, and selling their hand-made stuff to tourists is the main money making endeavour.  Wherever tourists might stop they have little stalls, and in the major tourist stops there are almost too many.  The government built a big marketplace building in one area which has never been used.   Partly because they didn’t find out what the locals really wanted, and partly because it was built by the very people, in their opinion, who chased them into the canyon.  There are other examples like that one. A train line goes through this area and at times goes very close to a part of the canyon.  It is one of the more interesting train rides in the world.  ( You could call it iconic, but if ever a word has suffered from overuse it is that one.)  On the first day we went up to the Canyon area on it.  The best part was leaning out an open window at the end of the carriage, right beside a sign saying the window must not be opened or leaned out.   For the rest of the tour Gustavo drove us.  Some of the places we went with him were more than a bit scary.  Murray would be the first to admit he doesn’t like being too adjacent to big drops, and Yolanda is much the same.   Kay seems impervious to such things and I am ok if there is something seemingly well anchored to hold on to.  So Gustavo got plenty of on the spot guidance from some of us in the tricky bits of driving just above 1000m cliffs, and once from all four of us when he seemingly backed right to the edge when turning around.   He showed me there was really nothing to worry about when we got out, as the tyre tracks ended about half a metre from the point of no return.   I  think in his quiet and very nice way he enjoyed that and probably had done it many times before.  

There are about 200 canyons in this whole complex and it covers a huge area.   We saw a great deal more than most tourists would and that was only a small part of it. It qualifies as one of the more interesting places I have been. 
We ended up in Chihuahua, yes, the same name as the stupid little dogs, and then flew to Mexico City.  We were on a buget airline which doesn’t hand out boarding passes because you can print them out or show them on your phone.  We didn’t have access to a printer so I pioneered the phone approach.  The documents came as a pdf and I have never known where they end up on my phone after being looked at.  I carefully kept them in a sort of limbo and proudly showed them at the two checks into the final departure area.  Then when needed, for boarding, they disappeared to the unknown place.  The wifi there was useless and wouldn’t let the airline website reproduce the thing and I  was saved by a savvy local who used her app of the airline.   Lesson learnt, and I  now have the apps of the next four airlines.   I also fluked finding the stupid pdf, along with a great many more, the next day.  But much more exciting was watching Yolanda at check-in, when she was advised one of their bookings did not include luggage and was to cost another $100 to rectify.  Talk about latin temperament.  Luckily the line behind them did not include anyone with a gun because it took quite a while before payment was made. 

Not long after we arrived in the Bindon’s Mexico City apartment I tried to open a louvre window in our bathroom.  It did a funny click and broke a piece off one louvre.  Good start I thought, and then went to confess.  It was no problema because there was a place over the road to get a replacement.  This road was originally the main road through a village, and although the village has been hoovered up by the city it still has lots of little retailers covering most things needed.  The glass place was there and my rudimentary Spanish resulted in an exact replacement for $NZ4.  I also found my way to the man under a plastic sheet cover who squeezes orange juice for about $3 a litre.  I  do enjoy being in places like this country where if you don’t help yourself you will find it hard to eat.  What I like is seeing the myriad of ways people are trying to make a dollar  –  juggling or gymnastics at intersections, little streetside bbqs, the parking “helpers”, up to restaurants on the footpath and road with tables, and the guy who sets up by the entrance to the apartment on weekends selling roast lamb tacos.   A couple of years ago he turned up in a brand new red Ford pickup. That caused some local wonderment.

We did a few fun things in the city.  One was punting at Xocomilco on the old canals left from Aztec times. This probably conjures up pictures of peaceful gliding along the water in your mind, but it was one of the most chaotic and noisy activities I have ever tried.  You hire the very colourful punt which is about 10mx2m with the punter and his long bamboo pole.   We only had 4 on ours but others seemed to be up to 20, along with plenty of beer and tequila, and there were a hell of a lot of others.  It was like dodgems on water and bashing into other punts was all part of the excitement.   Filling the small gaps were little punts selling food and other enticing stuff, and then there were the mariachi bands on their punts who could pull alongside and for a fee make a lot of noise.  Our man had apparently fallen in the water 3 times in his career.

We also did a road trip north for five nights, two each in the beautiful old colonial towns of San Miguel de Allende and Guanajuato.  The first is named after a leader of the revolution of 1810 against the Spaniards and like most of the other leaders he got executed, but they are now much revered.   It is a lovely place with the requisite plaza and old churches and plenty of nice things for tourists.  Guanajuato is the same but with differences.   As we drove in we went through a seeming labyrinth of road tunnels most of which had cars parked along one side.  It’s a hilly place and the book says these tunnels were underground rivers.  This approach caused a us fair amount of concern, but eventually we popped out above ground not far from our hotel on a thin oneway street with no parking.  So it was pull up and whip out the luggage so the car could go on to a distant parking place.  This city has a population of 160,000 of which 20,000 are students so the centre of town is very lively at night.  It was fun just being there, especially the bit where you join a group, lead by moonlighting student, to walk around parts of the town with a noisy mariachi band leading the way.
Yolanda was the driver and Murray had the phone with the directions.  Yolanda had no faith in the lady who says where to go and Murray was very patient.  On the first day she stopped to ask for directions three times, and each time the lady hiding in the phone was correct.  So Yolanda seemed to accept the possibility that there might be something useful in the instructions .  But on the second day the lady made an obvious error and we were back to disbelief.  The following day Murray admitted he has mispelt the destination the day before and the pendulum swung back a bit.  Overall it was probably a draw, but subsequent driving in Mexico City seemed to indicate that the lady was gaining acceptance.

We covered a fair amount ground and two things impressed me.  Firstly the scale of industry we saw, from petrochemicals to vehicle parts and lots of huge buildings with no signs.   Secondly, the extent and intensity of the agriculture.  Maize, or corn, is the big one which is not surprising given the local diet.   This is not a country of people sitting around under sombreros.   These people know how to work.

At present there is a great detail of uncertainty about the future.  Late last year a seemingly socialist President was elected, changing the polical scene completely.  His name is Obrador and he has promised lots of things apart from stopping corruption and decreasing violence.  The old political class never did too much about the very obvious inequality in Mexico and it is hard to see how the change should have been a surprise to the locals.  Those with money and businesses are more than a little concerned about the future, and it seems that investment is not happening while there is this uncertainty.  I  will be watching with interest.

Is Mexico safe?  The murder statistics are awful, but they largely relate to drug cartels being splintered by the removal of leaders and the consequences of the turf wars that follow.  These gangs have the money to recruit militias better armed than the police and to buy off just about anyone.  It’s all down to drug demand from USA and it is hard to see anything changing that, apart from legalisation of all drugs in the USA.   Which is probably a while away.  In the mean time Mexico is 23rd on a list of murders per head of population according to a list I just looked at, and it has 7 out of the top 20 most murderous cities in the world .  We saw nothing of this. What we found were polite and considerate people who are very welcoming.   It’s like anywhere  –  if you want trouble it’s not hard to find.  Actually this country appears to have always been a place with a streak of violence, as shown in the many murals in museums and other public buildings that illustrate the history of Mexico.   Most of the scenes seem to show someone being killed in a lurid way.

Finally, there is some very drinkable wine made in Mexico.
Adios.
Dennis